Duck Beak

a man or women who likes penis up their nose

last night she begged me to give it to her up her nose cos she's a duck beak

by X8 dictionary June 12, 2011

Duck Rutter

When two men get together, both put one hand on their respective erect genitalia, and one hand on the opposite persons arm. This way they will have their hand on their friends arm ( The one holding the penis). After this both men move their arms up and down. This makes it seem like there is no effort in self masturbation, so many men who do this can consider themselves "not gay", because they just moved their friend's arm while they were naked near each other.

" I didn't want to seem gay so me and bob duck ruttered together instead. "

by C00L KID June 2, 2009

mother duck

a name for a random fake e-mail address. highly amusing :)

abi- omg! add me on [e-mail], iil email you :D
katt- ok :D
-recieves an email from mother duck-
katt- wtf abi :L:L:L:L
abi- i know, it was random. but i love it
katt-oh snaps :D

by motherduckrules January 14, 2008

fuck a duck

When someone as bland as Barbara Streisand's last ballad gets a reply, one says "go fuck a duck".

Said to a person who is just so menial in their existence as an expression of newfound ignorance by their presence.

What you say to a person who says something that doesn't effect you in any way that can be physically shown at that moment.

"Why don't you go do a barbara and fuck a duck...queeny"

by faustette November 1, 2009

duck butter

It is the white sticky stuff that comes out of a male private part.

I duck buttered all over your face.

by enlightenedyouth October 20, 2009

ripping the duck

A phrase referring to a man having sexual intercourse with a woman

Greg: Hey Nate, you see that girl over there?
Nate: Yeah, what about her?
Greg: She told me to call her later, looks like I'm gonna be ripping the duck in no time!

by npanzer June 2, 2011

Duck

Someone who is corny!

"Look at that duck over there"

by Anthony January 19, 2004