A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A dirty jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a dirty jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.
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Get the Dirty November rain mug.When you get mad at your fiance for not giving you a handjob or blow job and you kick her to the curb while you continue to call your daughter sexy and kiss her on the lips, then you bring the evil baby mom back in that traumatized girl's life, this is also known as a dirty donkey.
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Get the dirty check-up mug.A Dirty Franklin is someone who enjoys copious amounts of loud unprotected sex. He enjoys being the loudest in the bedroom. He says it turns him on and makes him feel like a sexual beast.
Girl 1: Wow! That guy I hooked up with really enjoyed copious amounts of unprotected sex!
Girl 2: OMG. Was he loud?
Girl 1: THE LOUDEST!
Girl 2: *clearly flustered*
Oh my! He MUST be a Dirty Franklin.
*bites lip*
Girl 2: OMG. Was he loud?
Girl 1: THE LOUDEST!
Girl 2: *clearly flustered*
Oh my! He MUST be a Dirty Franklin.
*bites lip*
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