National kiss your gf day

September 16th is national kiss your girl friend day

‘Hey it’s national kiss your gf day babe’

by Skskksksksjskkskskksks September 15, 2022

Design your Universe

An amazing work of art released by Dutch Symphonic Metal band Epica in 2009.

Poser: I fucking LOVE Evanescence!
True metal fan: You've never heard Epica's "Design Your Universe", have you?
Poser: Who's Epica?
True metal fan: (Beats the shit out of the poser)

by IDontLikeJigaboos May 6, 2011

cuff your jeans

The thing lesbians and other female members of the LGBTQIA+ community do to show that they are, in fact, a female member of the LGBTQIA+ community that can develop feeling for another female (who is not always a member of the LGBTQIA+ community and is usually their best friend)

*Could also be used as a metaphorical phrase that helps you let other people know you like girls, even though you might be wearing a skirt at the moment

Girl 1: Do you cuff your jeans?
Girl 2: Yea... Do you?
Girl 1: Yes, I cuff my jeans!

***

Girl A: Hey, I just wanted to let you know I cuff my jeans!
Girl B: But... You're in a skirt...
Girl A: Nevermind, that's not what I meant

by anonymous April 20, 2021

I like your skechers

I tried to stop, but I can't stop
I just can't stop thinking about her
I don't know, all I remember was she wear the Skechers
The light-up ones

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

I like your Skechers, you like me my Gucci shoes
I'll buy you the purse, only if you show me your boobs
I like your Skechers, you like me too
Bring your friends, all of us in the pool
Bad lil' bitch, all my drip make her drool
Brand new whip, come and sit in the coupe

Hmm, I just wanna make you mine
Hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise you it all be fine
I just wanna make you mine
Hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise this gon' be alright

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

I like your skechers…

by ur-_-mom October 18, 2021

Your nan a man

Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian,your grandpap a trap, and your sister a mister combined negates any no u given and destroys the universe and recreates it in seconds

Me: "Your mom gay lol"
Todd: "No u"
Me: "Your nan a man"
Todd: *erased from existance*

by No u lol May 10, 2018

Wear your boots to school day

Monday, December 5th is the day to wear your boots to school, (cowboys, “takuaches”) or even just for fun, rock your boots without any cares!

“I’m gonna wear my boots to school (wear your boots to school day) on Monday!”

by Thatkid66 December 5, 2021

"Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing

When your parents constantly say to ask the other parent when you ask something, making you stuck in a loop.

"Mom and dad, will you please stop "Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing and just say yes or no?"

by Da_Goat_1 October 9, 2025