I'll snuggle you when you get back

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.

Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?

by QuacksO December 10, 2023

You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"

by Bovlin January 10, 2024

fuck you bitch

Basically used to discard a negative energy but instead of energy its a person, usually used when ur like super mad or like super annoyed.

Person 1: Can you do my 34 page homework?
Person 2: Fuck you bitch! I ain't doing it

by In your neighbourhood February 22, 2023

I love you

Your boyfriend probably said this to you, they meant they really don’t know if they love you, or “love” you. If he seems sweet just wait a year or two,

Or another word for “I’m cheating on you”

Boyfriend “I love you babeee”

Girl “I love you too?”

Love is just a emotional thing

by Coco my ass October 13, 2020

Screw-you Driver

Someone who pulls out in front of you, then proceeds to drive 5 miles under the speed limit

this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .

by billy baby 333 January 29, 2021

I hate you so much go suck a dick

This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.

person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick

by ooop- October 15, 2022

You got 4

referring to the four players needed to play a multiplayer game requiring a team of four or zombies on Call of Duty.

Person A: Yo man, want to play some zombies

Person B: I'm already playing
Person A: You got 4?
Person B: Yeah

by TS Jigglez December 9, 2010