Pennsylvania strawberry yogurt

When the guy eats a girls pussy who just played sports and is all sweaty, the sweat drips into her vagina causing a sweet and salty taste that can only be described as the same taste as expired strawberry yogurt.

Damn I ate Jasmine’s pussy after she played volleyball and it tasted like some Pennsylvania Strawberry Yogurt!

by Billybobjakins March 3, 2026

Polishing the yogurt rifle

To masturbate. The yogurt rifle represents your penis, and to polish it means to stroke it.

Therapist: "What brings you to my office today?"
Donald Trump: "I like polishing the yogurt rifle to skibidi toilet"
Therapist: "Ts gonna be a long session.. 🕴"

by undecillion March 25, 2026

Hawaiian Roll Yogurt Attack

When a man ejaculates onto a Hawaiian roll, and then spreads yogurt on it and adding another roll to make a sandwich, he then proceeds to give it to someone without their knowledge of it’s contents.

Dude, I totally got pranked by a Hawaiian Roll Yogurt Attack yesterday!

by WeekSluZV January 6, 2026

yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023

fuck it, I'll have a yoghurt

A fool-proof phrase that will instantly reset a distorted pattern of speech/stutter during a conversation.

"So I told Uncle Jay th-th-th.. fuck it, I'll have a yoghurt, that I didn't care for his choice of song"

by Jellybelly0 October 31, 2021