Vagina Raptor

A girl who is on her period and very, very cranky.

Mary- "Are you going to look for a job today, or just sit on the couch smoking pot and playing video games?"

Bill- "You're being a real vagina raptor today, bitch."

by rodroachford May 3, 2011

vagina-mom

A woman in a lesbian relationship who is the actual birth-mother of the couple's child.

Woman #1: "Bye sweetie!"
Child: "Bye mom!"
Woman #2: "Bye honey!"
Child: "Bye mom!"

Bystander #1: "Wait, who was the second woman?!"
Bystander #2: "The kid's vagina-mom."

by tangybutnice August 24, 2009

Vagina Poo

The shit that comes outa your vag

bro did something come out your vag last night?
ya vagina poo

by Brett Milla May 24, 2009

Vagina Twat

A: The Vagina Muscle that gets tense and gets a knot and makes the woman go insane. She gets mad and starts to yell whenever you try to talk to her.

A: Mikayla needs to cool her vagina twat.

by One1Nut!!!!! March 10, 2010

Vagina flap

1.A discusting word used by people that are trying to be funny but dont succeed.

2.The lips of a womans vagina.

3.The sound when a girl is loose and gets fingered.

1. Person1: sally thinks shes the hottest girl in school.
Person2: yeah shes such a vagina flap.

2.the part two little flaps that hide my clit are called vagina flaps!

3.joel: i had sex with samantha last night, and i could hear her vagina flap.

Sammy: hahah! i knew she was loose!

by scarrr123 November 27, 2007

penis in vagina

It's simple, just a male's reproductive organ in a female's reproductive system. Usually used when someone lacks the ability to form a sentence with proper grammar. It can be used as another way to ask for sex.

Caveman: AAA AAA OOO penis in vagina sex sex sex aug aug aug OOO!
Cavewomen: (high pitched demonic scream in glee.)
(so much sex happens that day oh my god please stop having sex ooooh!)

by MinecraftYOLOswagmaster May 13, 2020

vagina ninja

Some one he sneaks in and sneaks out with out you even noticing.

"He was a vagina ninja...I wasnt really sure if he was in or out".

by Scrayon May 26, 2014