Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.
Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
by OGMiceman February 13, 2024
by Makgeolli January 10, 2019
by MrHunt69 May 30, 2022
a young who goes out of their way to not answer the phone and tippy toes around Billericca with limp wrists
by Horny H man February 26, 2019
The sexiest man you know with a joie de vivre that rivals even the most traveled and arousing of men.
Also could be used to describe ripe bananas.
Also could be used to describe ripe bananas.
by Gabagool6969 January 16, 2024
The Act of being a divorced miserable man that threatens to hurt/kill previous employed Bartenders @ his Mom & Dads bar/restaurant, who plays Co-Ed softball, starts fights with the other team & grabs opponent by the throat after a Win/Loss.
Dude, why is your neck all red & swollen?
Well, I beat my friend at ping pong, & he jumped over the table & he totally Matt Miller'd me.
Well, I beat my friend at ping pong, & he jumped over the table & he totally Matt Miller'd me.
by DougFunny7891 June 06, 2024