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Canadian Eggnog

A sexual act in which syrup and semen (cum) are mixed in a glass. Typically a whisky glass or shot glass, to create a sweet and savory flavor profile.
Tasha wouldn't swallow, so I made her some Canadian Eggnog and she's been swallowing every drop ever since.
by Mister Buttersworth April 1, 2022
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Canadian loafer

To take a dump or poo in someone's bear or elk skin moccasins
Last night I left Steve a Canadian loafer
by Disco Moses July 9, 2016
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canadian peace pipe

A three way sexual encounter with two males and one female involving copious amounts of "eh's" and the participants complimenting each other throughout. There must also be a container of Maple Syrup present. Does not necessarily have to take place on Canadian soil.
Sharron told her sorority sister that she really hopes Paul and Lester Canadian peace pipe her in her dorm room after the kegger.
by pecs for dayz November 6, 2013
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canadian sniper

someone who snipes someone with a fart
My friend jumped and yelled Canadian sniper and my friend got sniped
by 2greedybastard February 7, 2020
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Canadian English

American English written using British spelling and including some token franglais.
Is Canadian English closer to British or American? No. And oui.
by enridr November 15, 2022
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Canadian Beaver Tail

While having anal sex in a doggy style position, the man removes the shit from his dick and wipes it down the lower of the other persons back.
Dude, (he/she) shit on my dick, so I gave (him/her) a Canadian beaver tail.
by RustyMantis January 1, 2022
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canadian short stack

You will need, three cans of beans, one container of Canadian maple syrup and a female,midget the shorter the better. Have the female eat all three cans of beans then wait for the usually undesired effect. Once she starts have her get naked and do a head stand, knees down towards the chest and she is to hold her butt cheeks apart. As a side note you might want to brace her against a pice of furnature or some thing? You pour the maple syrup onto her butt hole and when she passes wind you stab the bubbles back into her butt with your penis.
Dude, we were thinking about going out for brunch this morning , but your sister decided on giving us a Canadian short stack at home instead.
by Rufus the pirate October 10, 2017
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