SEX

COME HERE IMA SHOVE MY FOCKIN BIG FOOT PENIS IN YOUR ASSHOLE SO FAR UP IT WILL GO INTO YOUR PUSSY AND OUT YOUR DICK TRAP MOUTH YOU HAVE

JOSH:GRAB ON TO SOMETHING I'M GOING IN DRY
AMELIA:OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OHHH PSSSS IM CUMMING WHO NEEDS CONDOMS
JOSH:NOT ME I JUST NEED SOME LUBE AH SHIT MY DICKS STUCK I NEED TO PUSH AND PULL FAST NOW GRAB ONTO SOMETHING TIGHT.

SEX IN ASSHOLE NOW

by dont listen to what i say :-) May 11, 2018

Sex

Love making. A beautiful, wonderful time. You cry after. Then you have a baby that brings good and cheer to the world. Aren't you lucky to have sex.

Sex Ahhhh! Hit me harder! VS Sex Thank you for loving me almost as much as I love you.

by LoveMeOrLooseMe October 12, 2016

Sex

Something Waluigi gets but you don't

Joe: hey fam ever heard of sex
Obama: wish could have it bro like Waluigi

by WorshipStana666 December 17, 2019

Sex

The cure to corona virus

Wanna have sex?
Only if it’ll cure my coronavirus

by Michaela (not a student) March 15, 2020

sex

sex is something you have never had if you are looking this up

"hey look at this idiot looking up sex on urban dictionary"

by Fâdé May 7, 2020

sex

the main purpose of life for people on urban dictionary.

half (sometimes more) of the trending definitions on urban dictionary are about sex.

by garbeargao August 12, 2020

Sex

I was in 9th grade at my school and i was working with brook the school hottie. I had ran into her in the hallways and I felt her grab my dick. We were working and she comes in front of me and puts her ass on my dick. I pulled away thinking she didn’t mean to but she did. She told me to ask to go to the bathroom so I did. I went to the boys bathroom and he was there in her thong and bra. She told me to take my clothes off and I did. We started to French kiss. As we were Frenching I pulled her up on the wall and slid my cock right in her pussy. It was soo wet. He yelled at me to go harder and faster. So I did as asked. We hit our organisms at the same time.

Now I need to go to our daughters wedding cuz she just had sex and needed to be married before sex!

by Lexie_538 October 2, 2019