2 definitions by MrPonisMoffle

Sex

If you don't know what sex is then you must be a stupid little knob that has never been laid before. Go to a strip club and fuck some whores bitches.
Sperm tastes good on peanut butter and jelly Sandwiches

Wanna' come to my house and I can jerk off while I watch you and you Asian friend have sex in the bathtub.

by MrPonisMoffle June 4, 2011

Moffle Tank

A moffle Tank is a person who likes the satisfaction of preforming rim jobs.

Yes I enjoy giving people rim jobs because I am a Moffle Tank.

by MrPonisMoffle June 4, 2011