rusty sweary

the act of a man shits on a grill cooks it to perfection then force feeds it to his sister in law

jack, i gave your wife a rusty sweary

by joe we May 16, 2008

Rusty finger

Brown tint of fecal matter found on the tip of your finger after itching or playing with your anus. This is most commonly observed and then sniffed.

After a short jog, Jimmy reached down his sweats and scratched his anus. When he pulled his hand back up, he had a rusty finger, then sniffed it.

by Robbbbbbbbbbbbbb March 14, 2009

Rusty Staub

A "pinch-hit" is when you are sneaking out to fuck some skank and ask a buddy to sneak in and be there with your girlfriend/wife in case she wakes up, so that she won't wonder where you are.

A "Rusty Staub" is when its a buddy who hasn't had sex in a while, and he ends up waking her up and fucking her brains out.

Often she'll end up leaving you for him.

"She's she's leaving me bro! Why did you have to go and rusty staub her like that asshole!?"

by bp yo March 29, 2010

Rusty tugboat

When a man/woman deficates on their hand and proceeds to masturbate you.

Hey Kyle, how did it go with Sarah last night?

Not good man, she tried to give me a rusty tugboat!

What the fuck dude?

by ToXicXxX September 23, 2013

rusty fish hook

When you stick your finger in your butt, then make a hook with your finger and hook a friends lip

dam after that rusty fish hook i smell and taste shit

by frank urbani June 4, 2007

rusty ice cream sunday

this sexual act starts out with the woman giving the man a rusty trombone. while she is doing this, the man spews bloody diarrhea into her mouth. the woman then procedes over to the mans penis and lets him blow a load in her eyes and hair, completly turning them white. the woman then proceedes directly back to the mans anus were he shits brown chunks and hershey squirts all over her body. this makes the woman look like an icecream sunday with wet walnuts and cherrys. *licking the reminants off is optional*

sean gave jasmine a rusty ice cream sunday last night, and boy did she look delicious!

by knob gobblin May 24, 2008

rusty sandwich

The act in which a young red headed twink is being anally penetrated by one old hairy man and at the same time anally penetrating another old hairy man.

That porn had a rusty sandwich in it, the 19 year old must have been disgusted by the two 50 year old men in the shoot with him.

by Foreshadow Redemption July 5, 2006