Planets

a celestial body distinguished from the fixed stars by having an apparent motion of its own (including the moon and sun), especially with reference to its supposed influence on people and events.

"the planets are presently influencing you in a positive way"

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

Planet 496

Planet 496 is the ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST SPECULATIVE EVOLUTION PROJECT, SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THEN NUITOV 1.0, THIS STINKY SERIES WAS MADE BY SCRATCH USER DISTRUCTOSAURUS AND ABSLOTURE REEKS ASS, IT IS JUST SUBNAUTICA BUT SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT DESIGNS, LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHERE IS THE FUCKING ORIGINALITY

Person one: Dude you know planet 496?
Person two: tiamat gooner planet

by DinoZilla_Rex August 31, 2025

planet 496

the peakest world builder series ever made o n scratch way better than stinky primal invaders

planet 496 is peak

by owain3009 September 2, 2025

planet pussyballs

exactly as it sounds

100% of the men I know live on planet pussyballs

by sinrlifemattrs October 29, 2025

Planet Finger

An extra terrestrial planet 3,000,000 light years away. A place of peace and tranquility, where mud runs through the streets and skugma is sipped on the daily.

We’re headed to planet finger, anyone else care to join? I hear there’s mud there.

by Markyblarky October 31, 2025

planet virgin fags

even the straight men marry lady bros
SHE OPENS YOU UP @ night zom mob hob or bob
youR have become her girlfriend on planet virgin fags
wem are you tired of planet virgin fags, never fear Witchfag Rehor!
Witchfag Rehor recycles your planet when being on planet virgin fags hurts!

She opened her boyfriend to try something new, steamy brain screens screaming hot sauce hot piss hot trash and hot stones was not enough on planet virgin fags. Hoes is faggots too. #hoesisfaggotstoo

by sinrlifemattrs November 24, 2025

Planet of the bears

Planet of the Apes was barely a metaphor.

See also; "bear carjacking" or "Police catch bears breaking into cars" BBC Earth Youtube.com, for supporting evidence of this new emerging phenomena of Planet of the bears diatribe of highly evolved apex predators, in the hopes of establishing

Please watch Planet of the bears

by Modern Women December 23, 2025