Cell Phone Boyfriend

1) A guy who is very flattering and flirty, as long as he isn't face to face with you. Usually shy, but possibly a player. So look carefully!

2) A boy you have become friends with over text message and IM. You could talk together all night and day. But, you already have a boyfriend that you don't want to leave. So the relationship stays limited to the sweet conversations you have at a distance.

I have a crush on this guy, and we talk All the time. Every night! But I don't want to break up with Nevin to chase a crush. I guess I'll have to keep him as a cell phone boyfriend.

by LittlebitLost June 18, 2010

Fogle phone

When your phone vibrates, and when you check, it just displays the time...

Inspired by the scene in "Superbad" where Fogle (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) turns to Nicola (Aviva (III)), in the hallway, and says "Uuuhhh... Its 10:33", and runs off...

** Phone Vibrates **

guy 1: "Dude, I bet its that cute chick from yesterday"
guy 2: "Doubt it..."

** eagerly checks phone **

guy 2: "Damn!!! stupid Fogle phone!"
guy 1: "... then why did it vibrate?"
guy 2: "... Cuzz its a fucking Fogle phone, that's why!"
guy 1: "... ahh."

** Phone vibrates Again**

guy 1: "You gonna check that?"
guy 2: "... fuck it. I know what time it is."

by Credits to V August 10, 2010

Weather Phone Sex

When you call someone you know who lives in a place that is having better weather than you and talk on the phone about it.

Caller 1 is looking for some weather phone sex:

Caller 1: The high temp here is 100 degrees with 90% humidity in the shade. What's it like there?

Caller 2: Bummer, sorry to hear that. It's great here. Highs in the 70's, sunny, and dry.

Caller 1: Sounds fabulous! ummm... what are you wearing? Are you sitting outside? Does it feel great? What are you planning to do today?

by Practically Dreaming August 22, 2010

E.T. phone home

When you wrap an l.e.d. light strip around your dick and shove it into a girls vagina and yell out E.T. phone home

Dude I totally "E.T. phone home" last night with Veronica.

by Udegen May 3, 2018

phone it

Using your phone as a dildo while someone one is one the phone

Hey I'm going to phone it.ok it may sound muffled.

by Gunyboy May 30, 2016

phnè

a word that you can use when nothing else describes something

so i just said phnè to him and that was it

by watergirl April 27, 2005

phoned over

When a guy is talking to another person on the phone, and the guy hands the phone over to another person nearby, because he would rather have his friend be in an awkward situation with a person they don't even know then for the talker to just hang up the phone in the first place.

Jack: Hey Jill, my hotpockets just got done, can you talk to my friend for a sec?
Jill: Uhh-
Diddy P: Yo what's shakin', bacon?
Jill: ...
Diddy P: This is awkward, isn't it?
Jill: I've totally just been phoned over, haven't I?
Diddy P: Fo' shizzle, my nizzle.

by Spatchmo January 24, 2009