parking the squid

Attempting to perform penetration with a flaccid penis.

Mark: Hi Boris, how did you go with that Tramp last night?

Boris: No good, wasted and I was just parking the squid.

by BorisDaYabby January 15, 2016

lark in the park

when two gay dudes go on a romantic adventure

Henry and Renaldo went out for a lark in the park, how sweet.

by Prince_Of_Kingston November 27, 2013

park-rag

Similar to a fag rag. (<- someone straight who hangs around lots of girls and acts kinda gay)

word i created to describe those with shaky hands who claim to have parkinsons disease in order to chat up girls

"ay he shakes his hands at girls in the club and they all like "AWWW" .. .fuckin park-rag!"

by Gogseh April 23, 2007

south park

south park is an awesome show that has recently become boring and focuses on trying to make fun of americas society instead of trying to make the audience laugh their asses off like they use to. dont get me wrong, here, its still funny, just not as. and it is no longer animated with cardboard because, if you read the credits on one of the first episodes(1) and compare with one of the later ones(2) you will notice that on (1) it says 'cut-n-pasters,' indicating cardboard, but on (2) there is only 'animators' therefore resulting in the conclusion the the(2) episodes are more than likely computer animated.
and if any of the creators are 'sexy' it wouold have to be matt ,because he at least has hair. and i dont agree with people saying that if you dont like south park you are gay, i think that many people dont watch it or like it because they have kids, they find it offensive, they are more mature, or they just dont think its appropraite for anybody.

i dont feel like giveing an example.


has anyone else wondered if george bush watches south park?

by extremely pissed off girl July 22, 2005

pornstar parking

you park so close to the front door of the club you can run to your car naked

PornStar Parking!! Bring on the Margarita's!!

by country mike aka lk2play September 22, 2006

car park

Where people in the galaxy park their cars

Marvin had a bad 3 million years in the car park

by KaiserBasara October 1, 2005

highland park

The hottest place in the world.
Okay all you POOOR PEOPLE hate us bc wre HOT and rich.... like you wiley people. yall are mother fuckers!!! were jsut so freakin rich and we really dont care wat u think bc we have all we want and hell yea we love our bubble so you can kiss my hot ass bc im loving life and HP and yall just cant get over it that were better then you!

Wiley Trash: Damn i hate highland park, there so much richer than us

Tyler Trash: Damnit me too those parkies... too hot and too rich goddamnit!

by HP KICKS ASS BITCH April 29, 2005