k-wood

Abbreviation for Kingwood, New Jersey. A tiny county town in Hunterdon.

Bob: Yo, I'm from K-wood so that automatically means I'm daaaamn cool.
Billy: you poser! Your from Alexandria! I'm a true kingwoodian from k-wood!

by jerseyGirl February 27, 2004

k-mart

Korean Girl Market - A Korean brothel AAMP organization that operated in the Bay Area, CA. It became very big and became a victim of its own success until the whole organization was busted.

K-mart stood me up with my appointment tonight.
I am fed up with the PO at K-mart double booking.

by SharkL11X June 12, 2011

k-mArt

1337elite male who haxz pr0n

You should get a k-mArt.

by [k-mArt] September 10, 2003

special k

An alcoholic drink, known about Northern Ireland. It consists of three vodka shots and a blue WKD poured into a pint glass.

He had had a special K.

by martyk April 10, 2006

k-fed

Just all around cool, collected, hot, smart, also known as Kevin Federline. He had an affair with Britney Spears and is as awesome as shit, but some people hate him for always wanting to be in the spotlight.

"Woah! He's the next K-Fed!"

by Alex Xavier Pakanati Jr. August 4, 2008

Backwards K

For one who wants to take their inebriation to the next level.

A step above the original, more juvenile, "strikeout", lies the "backwards k". It involves one more key ingredient.

The subject must first take a hit of weed (holding in the smoke), chug a beer, take a shot, then grab a freshly rolled up $20 and rip a line of cocaine. After one has completed those 4 steps, the subject can finally proceed to blow out the smoke.

Guy: Ey man, whatd you end up doing last night?
Dude: I canoe-oared a water bed...You?
Guy: Ha, nice...I woke up in my car, in an alley, with the heat blasting, an empty bottle of cheeze whiz in my hand, and a walrus carcass in the back seat.
Dude: Holy shit man...
Guy: Yea...mother fuckin' backwards k!

by The Dream Team & Friends January 6, 2010

K. Dub

The most idiotic person of Frazier who shoves poles up his ass for fun, I wish someone would take that pole and shove it so far up his ass that it would blow out his brain. I think I'll do that tomorrow.

I'm going to kill K. Dub.

by anonymous May 5, 2004