Matt Mojsej

A male figure that is worldly known for having a 13” cock.... not only that but he is very good at his sports and you should watch out he might be in your moms bed tonight

I opened up my moms room tonight and I saw matt Mojsej doing my mom what a great day

by Any land is your land December 6, 2017

Matt long

Sucks balls

Matt long is sucking balls

by Jacobluce April 9, 2022

Matt

Chiseled out of stone, a lone warrior walks out of the mist. Bro is the character model for perfection. He has 3 inch tall brown flowing hair and he's jacked asl and wears a good vibes hoodie and drinks zoa in the rock shoes. He has no game and it astonishes the most stoic of men.

Girl 1: I love matt but i'm too scared cuz he probably has so much play.
Matt: Please i'm desperate i can bench like 3x my body weight
boy 3: he has massive balls
Girl 1: Ok, I will go suck them

by townandorcountry April 23, 2023

Matt

The one guy in vampire diaries that never dies this guy is irritating and irrelevant he's still alive while all the immortals are dead like bitch die!!!

Ughh matts still alive

by Radali October 1, 2020

Matt Wright

The name given to a guy who gets rejected no matter how many times he asks the same girl out.

Person 1: Did you hear about that guy who got rejected 20 times by the same girl?
Person 2: He’s such a Matt Wright!

by Meme Lord 69 420 September 13, 2022

matt McG

Blonde hypocrite

yo, that matt mcg loves to drink, but hates drunk girls

by boss man sam November 14, 2010

Matt

But is a word and if you add t it makes butt. I say, add a t to anything? It means butt. Mat+t=Matt Matt=Butt

Dude: I’m going to poop Dude 2: ok. By the way your poop is going to come out of your Matt

by I’m on here because I’m bored June 10, 2021