by lickapuss February 12, 2015
by Big boy Johnson May 31, 2017
A Mattese is a short italian man. Very handsome and good looking and loves Mortadella. Mattese's act like homosexuals when they are with the boys (guys they are comfortable with and share everything with). Mattese's will also have curly brown hair that looks like a perm but is sworn to be natural.
Girl 1: My boyfriend is a short italian with curly brown hair and has two side chicks named Gabe and Adam!
Girl 2: You have a handsome Mattese! Never leave him because if you do, i'll take him!
Girl 2: You have a handsome Mattese! Never leave him because if you do, i'll take him!
by dcvexo October 09, 2021
by Dripping Faucet April 17, 2021
An absolute mockery of a male, long haired, has been rumoured to sleep with his Aunty Gai Waterhouse, base tan of a bondi solarium addict
by The Bondi Twitter tipster September 27, 2022
Matt Sheldon is a professional footballer (soccer player) who has played for multiple clubs in the US and Germany, and has had a great career and now currently plays for the Hartford Athletic in the USL Championship. He has a YT channel called Become elite in which he blogs his career and gives advice- he is incredibly inspiring and motivating to watch and gives a true attachment to his viewers by showing the ups and downs of football. He is my idol.
Matt Sheldon is playing tonight vs LA Galaxy
Wow, I feel bad for LA Galaxy because Matt Sheldon is the goat. I wonder if he’ll blog the game?
Wow, I feel bad for LA Galaxy because Matt Sheldon is the goat. I wonder if he’ll blog the game?
by Fat weirdo 2 May 04, 2023
The absolute coolest guy around. Can’t believe how awesome he is. Father of Mace. Lover of Reba. Probably great to hug.
by Mbt79 December 03, 2021