Matt lau

The hottest guy you know, the best football player you will know. The gets bitches but he doesn’t like them. He is also really smart. He’s basically perfect and good at everything. He is him.

Girl 1: omgggg (points at Matt lau) it’s Matt

Girl 2: omgg he’s so hot

by anonymous June 15, 2024

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Matt G

Gay

Damn, he’s a Matt G.

by KingWillTheThird July 14, 2024

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Matt Tort

When a dude is banging a chick belly to belly

Oh shit Kyle just banged that chick Matt Tort style!

by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024

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Matt Tort

When you bang a chick belly to belly.

Oh I can’t believe Kyle banged that chick Matt Tort style

by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024

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Pulling a Matt

When you intentionally speedrun to leave people to their demise or to get them stuck in places via the use of certain characters in games, etc.

Don, how about you stop pulling a Matt and group up for once?

by TEMike August 12, 2024

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Matt Hughes

Oh no, man, what happened to Matt Hughes!? Train accident!? Aw man... That is tragic.

Hym "What!? Matt Hughes got hit train!? Man that sucks! He's alive but he suffered some brain damage. Man... He was the best. He was the pre-GSP pound for pound goat. Let's get his record quick... 45 and 9 with wins against guys like Bj Penn and GSP. Man... FRE NEURALINK FOR MATT HUGHES OR A.I. DEATH-BOT VIOLENCE FOR EVERYONE!!!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

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