Tit-Smacker

Someone who smacks titties.

lemme smack dem massive tig ol bitties! I’m the tit-smacker!

by hornyidiot4286 January 19, 2023

Ample tits

big beautiful massive large amazing boobies
I love them

James: my gosh... Lucy has such amazing ample tits!
Melody: I know.... I want to touch them!

by bashinmybrains August 25, 2023

avocado tits

When a girls tiddy flopiness exceeds that of fried egg titties

Janet’s old ass got right up on the brunch table and started twerking and she whipped out the sweetest set of avocado tits I ever seen

by Dirty Lamberti March 15, 2019

tit-grenade

When an employee of a firm uses some flimsy excuse to repeatedly touch or squeeze a colleagues chest (pecs or boobs), and the colleague then deliberates whether to sue the firm for sexual harassment at a time that suits them best.

You know, if they jerk me around one more time at work, or threaten to lay me off, I'm going to lob that tit-grenade Kathy gave me into the meeting with HR.

by The Mighty Bood February 9, 2019

Kester's tits

A phrase to exclaim the loss of motivation for any school work.

Jon : " Yo Alan, did you complete the design and technology homework?"
Alan : " No bro, I got Kester's Tits"

I have kester's tits

by Slayyer0888 April 9, 2019

hippo tits

a large man with enormous moo-bags (aka tits), in which make him look like a pleasantly fat mound of play-doh

"good lord! check out fuckin hippo tits eating small children."

boobs mantits moo hippo tits playdoh mound lard whale cow

by Fruity-NinjaTurtle March 12, 2014

tit stamp

When you put your boob on somebody’s face and you punch your tit into their face

Did you tit stamp him last night?

by Sorrow1996 November 18, 2017