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massive cunt

someone who is thoroughly disliked, in a HUGE way.
"did you see Deal or No Deal yesterday?"

"no, because that Noel Edmonds is a massive cunt"
by Spunky McPunk March 5, 2007
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cunt-struck

I was cunt-struck after seeing Thatcher on tv the other night.
by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003
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cunt of a bitch

I can't stand him or that cunt of a bitch he calls a wife.
by mimmiemimmie July 3, 2009
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cunt points

a tally or score that helps you keep track of what a total bitch a woman is being at one particular time. if tally/score gets to high u should lose all attraction to her, tell her to shut her face, leave the room, etc. (keep an eye out for the highest scoring wenches)
"hey...don't be...that bitch...racking up those cunt points!"

"(womans name here) will not let (guys name here) drink at my party, she is really earning her cunt points tonight!"
by bobmcbob420 July 16, 2009
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Cunt Ruckus

When a group of girls are standing around and one of them starts talking about something that doesn't matter. Then another girl chimes in, and another, and another. And the more girls you add the louder and more painful the conversation gets.
"omg sarah, have you seen my highlights? they're like soo cool."

"omg totally, yeah."

"wow, those are cool."

"i had hair like that when i was a kid."

"omg you know what happened to me when i was a kid?"

"oh, oh, i have hair too!! look!"

"holy crap you guys we have to get out of here... listen to this cunt ruckus!!
by jena bo bena November 23, 2009
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Captaincook cunt

A white Australian/ references to Captain cook being the first white australian.
Abo: Gimme a moke you captaincook cunt!
by pud69 December 20, 2010
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Urban Cunt

A person on Urban Dictionary who makes up shit words and tries to be funny with the definition
TF:DG
person:yo man wheres our booze that i told you to get from across the street

Fat Tony: TF:Dg

NOT FUNNY YOU URBAN CUNT
by krazydave June 29, 2010
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