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cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.
With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.
Related Words

Cunt Caught 

1. Being so far up your bitch's ass that you forget your friends, ignore your family, and do everything she commands of you without question.

2. The next level beyond "Pussy Whipped". Representing the ultimate degradation and bitchdom a man is capable of being lowered too.
Where is Brad tonight, the Super Bowl is on?

He's with his girlfriend picking out drapes.

Damn, that boy's not pussy whipped, he's cunt caught!
Cunt Caught by The Philosopher2012 December 7, 2009
A build-up of fatty tissue that surrounds a woman's cunt. Usually, a woman develops a cunt hump after having numerous children. Sometimes a women may have a cunt hump due to morbid obesity. Also know as a front butt or front pooper.
Roberta has so much fat accumulated around her vagina, she has developed a cunt hump.
Cunt hump by Atheos101010 December 1, 2010

Cunt-Bumper 

Slang for a Lesbian.

Originated from the iPhone autocorrect function.
Let's go to the club and look for some Cunt-bumpers!
Cunt-Bumper by Rhys5891 December 13, 2010

Cunt Panther 

A tangle of pubic hair found only on female homo sapiens. It's name is derived from the way that the hair wraps itself around the clitoris and forms a distinctly panther-like shape.
"Your mustache looks like my girlfriends cunt panther."
Cunt Panther by netjak September 30, 2011

cunt-step 

The inevitable mix of two popular music genres: country and dubstep.
Erich: Hey friend, what is that awesome music you've got bumping?

Rob: I'm glad you asked amigo. It's off the new "NOW Thats What I Call Cunt-Step 5!". Pretty awesome, huh?
cunt-step by m.c. phatback February 12, 2013