chode

a boy who is short and stubby, like a penal chode

max is such a chode

by i hate you 69 January 8, 2018

Choding

When you take your sweater or turtleneck and put it up to your forehead and say "I'm a chode"

Hey look I'm choding

by Mx. Blck July 15, 2022

Zil Thod a.k.a. Jizz Chode

The bestest friend in the whole wide world. This is a person who will be there for you no matter what. She is a person that you would end up in jail with, but it would be so worth it. This kind of person isn't the best speller, but she tries hard and that's good. She laughs at all you're terrible jokes and you can tell each other anything. I love yoouuuu lizard breath!!!!!!

That girl is such a Zil Thod a.k.a. Jizz Chode and it's awesome

by Ttirbykins September 30, 2011

Chode

Pancake penis

How do you fit your chode in your pants

by Budto March 14, 2021

choding

Mashing your penis so it becomes a chode

Priscilla started choding the her boyfriend upon his request.

by n/////? April 8, 2025

Chode

noun. 1. a penis that is greater in diameter than it is in length. 2. a complete asshat of a human being that deserves to breathe the methane doused air of farts for eternity

My ex landlord is chode.

by explrn November 8, 2018

Chode

typically a dude called Gustav. He often suffers from the unacceptable sickness known as having a chode (short and wide dick)

OH you penis is such a chode!! sure your name isn't Gustav?!

by Gustavisachode March 11, 2020