A child where you are not the original owner but has a brought a higher quality of life to you like any aftermarket part to an item.
by thickness286 August 16, 2025
Get the Aftermarket Childmug. by ladog November 29, 2018
Get the Childmug. A child/kid who from a young age starts exercising a sport. The choice to start this sport is not coming from the adolescent but from the parents. The sport is not exercised as a hobby, but instead the child is treated as an investment. It gets trained until it reaches a high level (close to professional, but because of physical limitations not entirely). The kid is crowned a prodigy and hailed at by the masses. Although the child is now famous within the sport community and frequently wins competitions;
1. It has absolute no personality as a person
2. It has absolute no personality within the sport (not the passion of the child but rather of the parents)
3. It has zero academic schooling since it only practised the sport
The sole reason for his athletic skill was fulled by the ego of the parents that are living their ideal sports career through their child.
People often immediately start calling these children heaven sent, although any person who started training from a very young age (three to four years of age) could have reached that level.
1. It has absolute no personality as a person
2. It has absolute no personality within the sport (not the passion of the child but rather of the parents)
3. It has zero academic schooling since it only practised the sport
The sole reason for his athletic skill was fulled by the ego of the parents that are living their ideal sports career through their child.
People often immediately start calling these children heaven sent, although any person who started training from a very young age (three to four years of age) could have reached that level.
Jeff: Wow did you see that new skating prodigy from Japan? He's so talented!
Paul: That's simply a factory child. Probably never had something else under his feet since he was born.
Jeff: Damn
Paul: That's simply a factory child. Probably never had something else under his feet since he was born.
Jeff: Damn
by problygonebytomorrow November 14, 2022
Get the factory childmug. "Darn, that maid's child is sexy, I wonder who she had sex with."
Seriously, what is it with maids, i've never seen a maid child
Seriously, what is it with maids, i've never seen a maid child
by teestan10 May 28, 2021
Get the Maid Childmug. ch-ee-l-de, child-dee
1. the youngest person in the friend group.
2. the annoying one who is some what nice
3. likes pineapple on pizza.
1. the youngest person in the friend group.
2. the annoying one who is some what nice
3. likes pineapple on pizza.
childe, be holy.
by allknowerbitch December 2, 2021
Get the childemug. Mpimpi
by Lexv June 1, 2024
Get the Problem childmug. Judge "I hereby order mother to pay father $$1000/month in child support. Sorry, mother, I know he abused the child and he makes more money than you. But he hid his money really well and Perjured himself ... Shrug So, obviously, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, enjoy your life we destroyed. Court is adjourned."
by Profound Observations July 13, 2025
Get the Child supportmug.