When you jerk off all over her as she sleeps. Then she wakes up and has to peel the sheets off her like a sticky candy wrapper.
Having grown tired of her passing out early night after night, Kevin released a load onto Patricia so fierce she pulled the sheets off the bed on her way to the bathroom the next morning. "Fucking gross, Kevin," she muttered under her breath as she pissed, peeling off her candy wrapper.
by Thirstybust December 1, 2023
Get the candy wrappermug. Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it
by Jennakranks May 15, 2016
Get the Long Island Candy Barmug. A male whore with a Drinking Problem; A not so attractive straight ProstaDUDE that sexes women for money; someone that sleeps with old women for money; a guy that can handle sexing Ugly Women(a NuglyFUCKER);
"She only had enough money for a Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
Get the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candymug. An escort.
Did you see Jack last night? The girl he had on his arm was hot!
Yeah, Jack likes showing up with ATM candy.
Yeah, Jack likes showing up with ATM candy.
by anonymous December 17, 2023
Get the atm candymug. by StubbyBandit January 26, 2022
Get the Spineless candy canemug. Ivy: Guess what kind of road candy I found today while walking my dog!
Dante: What?
Ivy: I found a wallet and a glove!
Dante: What?
Ivy: I found a wallet and a glove!
by Inkstainedivy May 14, 2018
Get the Road Candymug. Eye Candy As Gurl That Looks Soo Pretty That When You See ‘Em You Can Never Ever Take Ya Eyes Off From Starin’ At ‘Em Like A Kid At A Candy Shop Starin’ At Candy Really Admire ‘Cause Kids Really Like Candy. #EyeCandyAptlyDefined
“Eye Candy As Ever Da Typa Or Kinda Bishes Gettin’ Wooed As Boo & Gettin’ ‘Em Boned.” - Da Goonie, Erstreet Harlem aka Harlem, Flea, & Kiery Weiry.
by Hzr April 21, 2021
Get the Eye Candymug.