David Brandon

Douchebag; (also known as) The guy who runs childhood dreams into the ground

Bro: dude, toys r us is closing
Other Bro: yea it was that douchebag, David Brandon

David Brandon by Ryan Peterman August 4, 2018

Bloody Brandon 

when brandon calls people out for something and then does it himself no less than 5 seconds later.

brandon: don’t mute because when everybody mutes you all end up leaving

*brandon mutes, then end’s the call*

“bloody brandon.”💅✨

Bloody Brandon by nobnardxo September 8, 2018

The Brandon Special 

When a couple is soaking in a hot tub or bath and the guy holds his breath to put his face under water and perform oral sex on his girlfriend.

We were just soaking in the jacuzzi and kissing and then he did The Brandon Special and went down on me under water!

The Brandon Special by Darla Defective September 25, 2020

A Brandon 

means a square up tight and virgin

Your such a Brandon

A Brandon by Tommy oakes July 28, 2021

Sussy Brandon 

A sussy and sexy male with a gigantic cock who fucks his boys. Usually Adam and Gayson. Hard and fast

My boy did a Sussy Brandon on me last night

Sussy Brandon by Deezdeezdeezdeez September 9, 2021

kylie and brandon 

This is the cutest couple ever, they should be married
Kylie loves brandon soo much that she would walk millions of miles just to be with him
Brandon loves kylie soo much he would give up his life 4 her

Kylie and Brandon are goals

kylie and brandon by MAndB Inc. April 10, 2017

Jack And Brandon

Everyone’s fav gay duo.

Woah look at them jack and brandon

Jack And Brandon by I like crabs December 3, 2020