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Sexiest Human Alive

The sexiest human alive is Brantley Hall
by That bitch$ October 6, 2020
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Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody into, according to movies.
He thought he was a strong, healthy guy until he got his head dunked into the bucket of liquid nitrogen, leaving his mind shattered across the floor. As a human popsicle, he didn't stay in one piece for too long, a few seconds.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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Humanization

Taking a shit

"Every shit you take, you become more human." - unknown
"Excuse me. I need to go through a humanization process. I'll be back in a couple of minutes.
by troublem8kR January 12, 2024
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Human trafficking

Human trafficking can be defined as the act of recruiting, transporting, transferring, harboring, or receiving individuals through the use of force, deception, or other forms of coercion for the purpose of exploitation. This exploitation may include sexual exploitation, forced labor, involuntary servitude, slavery, or practices similar to slavery.
"The authorities rescued several victims of human trafficking who were being held captive and forced to work in a factory under exploitative conditions."
by stratoo April 19, 2024
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human zit

A time after a sports game or assembly at school where there are hundreds of people attempting to all leave through one exit causing a build up of people that slowly squeezes out of the building much like a zit.
Matt: Why do we have to have these stupid assemblies about Obama. he isn't doing anything special, he's just a president that happens to be black.

Marissa: I know but as horrible as it was, it was nothing compared to the human zit afterwards.
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Human[s]lator

The 'person' who always says to how You should be to Live! And claims there's only one Way! Hims ones.
- Look out! The Humanslator is coming!
- Let's get outta here.
by proJektdariusz2D May 3, 2018
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Humans

Overrated monkeys. Highly tribal. There are different kinds of them.
Excerpt from "The Humans": Humans, as a rule, don’t like mad people unless they are good at painting, and
only then once they are dead. But the definition of mad, on Earth, seems to be very
unclear and inconsistent. What is perfectly sane in one era turns out to be insane in
another. The earliest humans walked around naked with no problem. Certain
humans, in humid rainforests mainly, still do so. So, we must conclude that
madness is sometimes a question of time, and sometimes of postcode.
The key rule is, if you want to appear sane on Earth you have to be in
the right place, wearing the right clothes, saying the right things, and only stepping
on the right kind of grass.
by azuredragon7721 December 20, 2021
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