ipa child

A child that is far on the mental deficit spectrum to the point of being unpalatable to most

Awe that poor “IPA Child”.. Bless their heart

by Pie R8 April 6, 2023

child-in-law

A spouse of one's child.

My child-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

mother and child reunion sandwich

A sandwich consisting of both egg salad and chicken as the core ingredients.

I was starving to decided to make a mother and child reunion sandwich. That shit bussin'.

by Canid-Kaiba May 24, 2022

Child

What your perants regret

mother: I WISH THIS CHILD NEVER CAME OUT MY ASS

by Racist white guy November 14, 2021

Child Of God

A person made by the almighty God and is happy to admit it. Someone who walks knowing that they are loved and has a firm foundation.

Person: Why are you so joyful and not afraid
Person: Because I know Im a child of God and that He is with me in my darkest times

by BlessedGirly December 20, 2023

Sol Child

A person who makes songs for people with religious trauma who are either queer, having a queer awakening or will have a queer experience in their near future for shits and giggles :)

You listen to Sol Child oh ok so do you want to talk about your trauma first or about how gay you are?

by Gigacat April 1, 2023

Child Snatcher

a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.

Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?

Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher

Son: What's that?

Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.

by you must run chilld run now April 25, 2023