Doubting Uncle Thomas 

An African-American who doesn't believe it is possible that an African-American can be elected as President of The United States.

The doubting Uncle Thomases are out proving the political pundits to be right.

Doubting Uncle Thomas by Warren Wordsfore January 16, 2008

joe thomas 

A person who likes other people's moms

My mom is hoping there will be lots of Joe Thomas's at the concert. She's hoping to get some.

joe thomas by Urban Jeans June 17, 2015

Frank Thomas 

A bad-ass baseball player of the Chicago White Sox.

Man Frank Thomas sure can nail an opponent. He enjoy making teams look bad.

Frank Thomas' famous quote about Michael Jordan joining the White Sox in 1993.

"The next person who asks me about Michael Jordan, I'm kicking that person's ass!"

Frank Thomas by Saints February 7, 2005

Shitty Thomas 

A knockoff of an original.

1. Kareem Campbell does the Ghetto Bird; Jimmy Carlin does the shitty thomas.
2. Jimmy Carlin spells it Chetty Thomas. However, it's pronounced shitty thomas. Thus shitty thomas is a knockoff in itself.
3. Zangief does the Spinning Pile Driver; Hugo does the shitty thomas.
4. Sting does the Scorpion Deathlock, while Bret Hart does the shitty thomas.
5. Dr Pepper Snapple Group sells 7 Up, but The Coca-Cola Company sells the shitty thomas.
6. Led Zeppelin sings Kashmir, and Puff Daddy sings the shitty thomas.
7. Sonic The Hedgehog is The Fastest Thing Alive, while Rainbow Dash is the shitty thomas.

Shitty Thomas by  PimpUigi October 31, 2011

Fort Thomas 

A overwhelmingly conservative Kentucky city with a population of about 17000 that is three miles south of Cincinnati.About half of the town's population consists of blonde rich mothers who drive SUVS and Range Rovers, yet still complain about gas. The town is almost completely white and crazy pro life republican, though a few minorities and liberals can be spotted on the notorious South Side of Town. The teenagers of the town go to high school at either Highlands or Newport Catholic and for the most part think that they are thugs even though their mothers drive them everywhere. The Cops will pull you over and search you if you go one mile over the speed limit or look like you are from the god forsaken towns of Dayton or Newport. Fort Thomas is safe, but snooty.

"Dude, the lady in the Suburban with the Bush '04 sticker won't stop staring at me, she must've never seen a black person, typical Fort Thomas."

Fort Thomas by Lars Whalen June 17, 2008

john thomas 

male organ (mostly used in England)

let me introduce you to John Thomas

john thomas by john cresswell July 16, 2008

Hargrave-Thomas 

Last name of a HUGE family primarily located in Michigan, Georgia, Arizona, Florida, and parts of the UK.

Family traces back to "royal" times in England, with the extremely long name of "Hargrave-Thomas"

Commonly referred to as "H-T"

BECAUSE I'M HARGRAVE-THOMAS THAT'S WHY

Yes, it's hyphenated... no MY parents didn't do it, my great great great great great great grand parents did.

No, not HARGROVE... it's HARGRAVE!

Screw it, my last name is H-T.

Hargrave-Thomas by hotel-tango October 17, 2008