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hand battle

a hand battle is when your hand fights with your urges and loses everytime
Zatch: tis a messy hand battle indeed
by Xxann October 15, 2014
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Haitian Handful

A Haitian Handful is a sexual act comprising of jizzing into someone's cupped hands, which is subsequently drank by either party.
"Whoa bro, last night my wife wanted a Haitian Handful!"
by Wolfydope September 18, 2018
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hand shoes

It's cold outside; let me get my hand shoes.
by NOS4ATU June 11, 2019
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chubs hand

The act of receiving a handjob with the giver using a prosthetic wooden hand, possibly with the fingers simply glued on.

Reference to the 1996 classic, Happy Gilmore - and his golf coach, Chubs.
My girlfriend got her hand ripped off in a woodchipper yesterday, so I made her give me the ole chubs hand a few minutes after she woke up from surgery.
by Ticklish Tapir July 1, 2018
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Hand-Burgler

1: When you are lying back slightly in your parked car on a nice summers day with the windows down, while eating a double cheeseburger and slowly begin to dose off and lye your cheese burger on your chest. Only then to be startled by a bum giving you a handjob with one hand to sooth you while attempting to steal the cheeseburger off your chest.

2: A person who is always overly hungry, so much so that they would steal someones food in reference to definition 1.
Hey man! Give me back my cheeseburger right now! Wait, get back here and finish what you started, you Hand-burgler!
by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017
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chilli hand

Chilli powder on your hand and have a wank!!! Feel the pain! Feel the burn!
Had a cheeky chilli hand last night. I'm very sore down there today
by Chilli Hand April 15, 2015
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Hand Sanitizer

Popular delicacy. Also helps to clean the sins off your hands so you can look presentable and normal to the humans
Bill: Hey can I get some hand sanitizer?

Sam: Yes, I'm feeling thirsty of myself

Bill: what?

Sam: Ban op the teat
by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022
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