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Chaos Magic

A power that neurodivergent people seem to have where chaotic events happen all around them, like storms, fires, and explosions. The person themselves may or may not be directly affected, but they seemingly have nothing to do with causing the events, theoretically.
Hey, I just survived a tornado, a mass shooting, a bomb, and a car crash all in one day. It's part of my chaos magic.
by anonymous June 10, 2025
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Magic Apple

an apple that has had magic mushrooms stuffed inside of it.

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Aubrey: Yo , Kevin can you babysit my kid ?

Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night
by DsDDdA February 26, 2022
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Magic

That moment when cramming for a math test, some spirit goes "that bitch has been trying for long enough" and then suddenness everything makes since now
I can't figure out my math homework!! *magic* OMG I GOT IT!!!
by Don't drop that November 17, 2014
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Magic Carpet

A metaphoric phrase that refers to smoking marijuana, or being high.
Man, yesterday I was on a magic carpet.
by Realistically Realistic July 20, 2017
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Magical meat cylinder

When a man uses his erect member as a wand while cosplaying Harry Potter.
"I just love it when I'm at a costume party and someone whips out their magical meat cylinder."

"ERECTO GIGANTUS!"
by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025
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Magic

Huvin a wank at yer best mates house
I was doing magic tricks at a kids party
by Deezfanny69420 October 11, 2021
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