A couple that has been together so long it makes no sense for them to split up even though they argue all the time and their kids are more responsible then they are.
At a party the other night and an 18 year old kid walks in and starts yelling at his parents because they stole the keys to his car. He asked the parents why and he said I know why because both of your vehicles have a breathalyzer test hooked to the ignition, they pulled a real Tony and Bertha.
by RNKMXN February 2, 2020
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Why are you being such a Tony!
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Them: Why did you destroy our base with all of our stuff in it?!
Me: Because we technically owned the base before you came along
Them: Fuck you, I'm leaving the team!
*They left the Discord Server*
Me: What a Tony on Craftfall!
Me: Because we technically owned the base before you came along
Them: Fuck you, I'm leaving the team!
*They left the Discord Server*
Me: What a Tony on Craftfall!
by BuffaloBillions February 18, 2020
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by Keeeona March 6, 2020
Get the Tony mug.Tonyai is a very sweet cute girl. And also sexy and has a good body. Who is very talented and also has a great personality. But when people push her to her limits she gets angry/upset. She loyal and loves every and have sympathy for everyone. She will be famous one day and will be mary to someone.
by sjgmams March 10, 2020
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As a friend, they are the most fun to be around. They know all the funniest YouTube videos, and are the best at every video game. Can talk about anything with them for hours, and never get bored. Very loyal, and always willing to help out.
A Tony is a very independent, strong-willed guy with a good head on his shoulders and a smile on his chiseled jawline.
As a friend, they are the most fun to be around. They know all the funniest YouTube videos, and are the best at every video game. Can talk about anything with them for hours, and never get bored. Very loyal, and always willing to help out.
A Tony is a very independent, strong-willed guy with a good head on his shoulders and a smile on his chiseled jawline.
Tonys annoying
by dumest kid ever March 12, 2020
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