my space 

A web-based community where the frightening future of america is on display and reveals just how far our society has fallen. Typical fare includes roid filled dudes posting pictures of their shirtless bodies revealing tribal tattoos and scantily clad females with nothing more to say than hit me up or only talk to me if your hott and sexxi. Lately, a venue for C-list actors to troll for women and swarthy middle aged dudes posing as psuedo-therapists for 16 year-old females with little to no self-esteem who's parents "suck." Now owned by Rupert Murdoch.

I can't interact with ladies in person so hopefully I can get some play on my space.

my space by Joshua K May 17, 2006

Chocolate space needle 

A turd that has enough lenght to rest on the bottom of the toilet bowl while having atleast 1" of head sticking out of water in a vertical position without touching any other spot of the bowl.

Holy crap I just laid a chocolate space needle, grab the camera!!!

Chocolate space needle by smtwtfs October 13, 2009

Safe space 

a place where no fun is allowed and people that get offended by the wind usually hang out

Jared is always on his safe space because he thinks the sun is oppressing him because it shows he is ugly

Safe space by BeefyCC September 1, 2018

lost in space 

to have sexual intercourse with a woman with an exceptionally large/loose vagina

"blimey sean" "I thought kev's next door neighbour was quite tasty 'til i gave her one - no good - lost in space"

lost in space by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003

Gaping Space Invader 

The act of lodging a rusty crowbar into the anal cavity of another individual.

Zack totally got a gaping space invader yesterday.

Gaping Space Invader by Major ED February 12, 2010

non-duality space monkey 

A person who takes the non-duality Advaita Hindu teachings too far. This person is kind of spacy and thinks that everything is okay even though people are being killed all over the world, or they don’t have compassion because they think the people deserve it for some reason because of karma. While that may be true or not true, we should all still have compassion for those who are suffering. Non-duality space monkeys are out to lunch on the compassion ticket.

Compassionate person: Dude, doesn't it make you sad that so many people are suffering in the world?
Non-duality space monkey: No, that's just the way it goes.
Compassionate person: That's messed up, don't you care?
Non-duality space monkey: Well there is no such thing as an individual anyway, so their suffering isn't even real.
Compassionate person: Wow, you are a serious space monkey. Dare I say it, a non-duality space monkey.
Non-duality space monkey: Yeah, I know.

non-duality space monkey by Christine Breese April 14, 2008

Deep Space Nine 

Similar to a star trekking, although rather more ambitious. A female is simultaneously fisted in each 'lower orifice' by her partner. This particular practice does require considerably more aftercare to ensure all Klingons are exterminated.

I was Deep Space Nine'ing Karl's mum, and she sneezed and broke both my arms.

Deep Space Nine by BigBilly August 10, 2006