shart

the act of farting and shitting in your pants at the same time.

i just sharted i have to go wipe

by MRstone August 17, 2009

shortes

New Mexican for underwear.

"What brand are your shortes? They look good!"

by eljapatron January 24, 2015

shortfatty

A weird ass nigga that can't 808 chop or do anything good because his dad took his wifi.

He can never connect to games and is scared to show his face

My friend is a SHORTFATTY because he is cool

by hakiii May 21, 2018

hot shorts

They're the spandex shorts in bright colors. Used by sluts for raves and what not.

Damn bro, check out the fine ass bitch in the pink hot shorts, I think her vagina is waving at me!

by badbitchez69 February 24, 2017

Nike running shorts

(n) Wardrobe staple for any college girls closet. Most commonly worn with over sized sweatshirts.

I'm so upset all my Nike running shorts are dirty! Now what will I where to class??

by weskenn October 31, 2011

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by Hey Hi Hey November 6, 2019

Shart

Cross between a fart and a shit. Where you think your just going to be doing a ripper of a fart but it contains undesirable solid matter.

John: Man Im hungover, this greasy burger is great! Think I need to fart though.

Silence......fart noises.

John: Ah no that was a shart!

Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!

John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!

Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!

by Chopper2010 September 12, 2010