matt hurley

a fucking sexy beast

omg he's so sexy i wish he was matt hurley

by nickisacoolkid March 8, 2017

matt

a fat slob, a gay faggot that talks to his bf all the time. hes ugly and eats like a pig. he likes to rape little girls named ava. he tried to molest his step brother. he likes kids under the age of 12. he doesnt own a shower, toothbrush, actual brush, and no other pairs of clothes. everything u dont like. always in the closet but wont come out to tell his parents hes gay.

matt is ugly and fat

girl: omg look how hes eating

me: FAT PIG

by bananas are bomb November 10, 2019

Matt

But is a word and if you add t it makes butt. I say, add a t to anything? It means butt. Mat+t=Matt Matt=Butt

Dude: I’m going to poop Dude 2: ok. By the way your poop is going to come out of your Matt

by I’m on here because I’m bored June 10, 2021

matt McG

Blonde hypocrite

yo, that matt mcg loves to drink, but hates drunk girls

by boss man sam November 14, 2010

Matt Bruce Effect

The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.

by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020

Matt

The pengist ting alive all the girls stare at his thikkkkkkk man boooty

Omg Matt is sooooo fit 🤤🤤🤤🤤

by PandaFalls November 4, 2019

Matt

For me, Matt is the most Loveable, Sweetest, Caring, Charming, I can't explain how amazing he is. He makes me so happy, well he made me happy. Matt will sometimes leave if he's going through something hard.

Person 1: Who is that?

Me: Oh, that is just Matt :)

Me: I love him <3

by mina love you October 30, 2021