Jesus Hair

A term used describe a man's long (past shoulder length), voluptuous hair.

Pedro: Yo, Ricky man, I'm serious man! This dude got Jesus Hair, yo!

by Jack Lone May 25, 2020

jesus tea

jesus tea is something you drink. it is holy. like me. gina linetti is holy. listen to jesus by drippy d on spotify because yes. we love jesus tea. we know all his secrets.

i like jesus tea

by gina linetti is fuckin great May 27, 2020

Jesus Money

not actual currency, just hopes and prayers. When people pay you in Jesus money they dont actually pay you in money, they just pray for you.

If she pays us in Jesus Money I'll explode!!

by poopbutjazzfunk November 29, 2011

Instinct Jesus

A person who has God level instinct all the time or sometime.

Roger is Instinct Jesus; he escaped a life-threatening accident.

by UmangBhatt February 21, 2023

Jesus Was A Satanist

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

Jesus Louiseus

When someone is doing anything annoying (Normally someone named Louise) to annoy them.

Jesus Louiseus, you will have to pick up all this flour!

by Louiseus Cameron May 4, 2023

Jesus Freak

A old male or woman (mostly woman) who is obsessed with jesus christ. They act like this because they know they are dying soon. They have lots of jesus clothes, they talk about jesus all the time, they go to church every day it’s held at their local church, and they have bible verses and crosses all over the house.

I am christian but i don’t like jesus freaks. they are just annoying.

Wow, Crystal is such a jesus freak.

I know. She has a cross on her neck and she even tried getting her son glenn out of jail by talking all this religious stuff.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 10, 2023