human granola

Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.

A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...

Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!

by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017

human latte

The action of taking a warm and wet poop on someone’s chest.

Dude you better stop before I Human latte all over you.

by skimmed September 15, 2019

Dislocated Human Vertebra

An insult, commonly used for people who are spineless (figurative), or for people who you want to snap their spine.

Person 1: "Hey Jared!"

Person 2: "You are a Dislocated Human Vertebra"

Person 1: "Oh."

by Pain in a nutshell May 26, 2021

Pre-human

They are furries before evolving into a human

Students we are going to learn about the pre-humans

by Professor cockybuch December 24, 2019

Human malware

Someone who goes around causing shit for their own enjoyment.

person 1- "ah yes i gage posted again, he really sperged out this time"

person 2- "you are a true piece of human malware aren't you?"

by Minuteman's abused dog January 29, 2021

Sexiest Human Alive

Brantley Hall

The sexiest human alive is Brantley Hall

by That bitch$ October 07, 2020

Human Dictionary

A human dictionary is a human that every single word e.g. Ur english teacher

Ao m8, u know miss, shes such a human dictionary.

by Ur nan#2 July 10, 2018