global village idiot

One who tries to live in the modern world and make use of technology, but is still basically stupid or ignorant; or one who is colossally stupid, ignorant on grand scale, a sort of überidiot, perhaps the very stupidest person in the world. Formed by combining the term global village with village idiot.

Did you see the way that Richard used his digital camera to take a picture of his computer screen so that he could make a hard copy of the report he wrote? What a global village idiot.

by ntvnykr October 7, 2006

Glow up

When someone grows up and becomes prettier than when they were a pre-pubescent child.

Wow, Sally definitely had a glow up, did you see this picture of her from 2011?

by platypuspus August 27, 2019

Glory

the full encompassing radience of goodness in triumph

We see Your GLORY, O God

by Humpty October 8, 2003

Globber

One who would be a Blogger, but for lack of any useful information or literary talent, fills up your screen pixels with globs of text too painful to read.

Clueless: Hey did you see what Trey posted on his Tuesday blog?
Enlightened: Man, I can't stomach that Globber! He needs to switch to cereal box writing before he puts someone into a coma.

by Astel April 28, 2010

gloday

The day you become hot af! ( your birthday)

I'm can't wait for my gloday! It bouta be lit !!

by Lilmama_ May 7, 2016

GLOC

Good Looking Old Chick... just like MILF but with no children... could be interchangeable with cougar

Check her out, she is a GLOC!

by hiltonheaddiver December 22, 2010

morning glory

When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"

I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.

by Scott Coleman April 3, 2008