Are you fucking with me 

It's like are you kidding me, but more extreme

Lauren is walking and steps in dog shit and yells are you fucking with me

Are you fucking with me by jewelsd October 15, 2019

I'm so fucking bored 

Being so bored that you've got nothing else to do in this world so you come on here some reason

Person: I'm so fucking bored that I cant think of this shit
Urban Dictionary: GET "I'm so fucking bored" ON A MUG

I'm so fucking bored by Your bored to? cool ima hang June 7, 2018

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties 

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011

Patrick fucking swayze 

Patrick swayze was the hottest thing to all
The skraggled curly hair having moms of
The 80's. his legacy of over-rated
80's sexiness carried into modern day as a
Form of expression to how sexy something
You've done or created, or even just looking in the mirror

I quote trailer park boys "Conky":

"Oooooh my Julian, my handsome Julian
Patrick swayze who was so fucking sexy
In road house and fucking dirty dancing"

Another example:
"My car Escalade has candy in the paint
15" subs and 24" spinners it's looking
Sooo Patrick fucking swayze"

Patrick fucking swayze by Bzabranikan April 26, 2013

fer-fucking-got 

I REALLY fucking forgot.

I fer-fucking-got my mom's birthday.

fer-fucking-got by Kareron November 12, 2014

I'm so fucking bored. 

When you're so bored you do things like add words to urbandictionary. Fuck.

"I'm so fucking bored." i'm so fucking bored

I'm so fucking bored. by reallyreallyridiculouslybored October 22, 2010

i want to fucking kill myself

When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."

Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."

i want to fucking kill myself by NekoKat May 28, 2021