Erectum

Erectum; a horny ass hole.

Omg I have such an erectum, my ass is gagging for penetration!

by Kim_size January 31, 2017

Erecturis Busharuc Eugeneus

An act performed by two Eugines where one fondles themselves by sticking his dick in a nerf gun while the other Eugene licks the first one's anus.

Yo. I just walked in on my brother and he was in the process of Erecturis Busharuc Eugeneus. I got it on video. Wanna go jack off to it?

by SomeDongSnaredung October 15, 2017

Erectrocious

When a man whips out his dick and the erection is so large that girls scream and shout “that is so Erectrocious.” This word usually pertains to someone who has a huge shlong. The word can be dated back all the way prehistoric times and is meant to relate to the dinosaurs and the massive reptilian dicks they had. If you ever find anyone with this massive cock never let them go because it is once in a life time.

I screamed when I saw the size of Johnny’s massive shlong. It was absolutely erectrocious.

by Nateg123 November 28, 2017

erection perfection

"when the erection satisfys an interactee. Not necessarily limited to penis"

"I was having a look at what Bob had made, and it was quite simply erection perfection"

by Greedylilshoewhore April 21, 2018

erectile decision

The act when someone has contractions when they aren't even pregnant.

OMG! I'm having an erectile decision!
Did you see Julia, she was having an erectile decision!

by Someone named Ouff May 27, 2018

Erectile Unit

Another way to say penis, but only said when you want too look retarted and get laughs.

Girl 1: My bf sent me a pic of his erectile unit.
Girl 2: Was is big?

Girl 1: nah, it was hella small

by StalinGotNoCredit June 6, 2018

Erectile mucus

A secondary or slang term for semen. Often used by people who are too ashamed to say semen, cum, jizz, etc.
Also often used just because it sounds funny

Honey, I accidentally got erectile mucus all over the dog

by JJ Andy January 1, 2019