Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Melinda last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.
by StalinGotNoCredit June 02, 2018
Girl 1: My bf sent me a pic of his erectile unit.
Girl 2: Was is big?
Girl 1: nah, it was hella small
Girl 2: Was is big?
Girl 1: nah, it was hella small
by StalinGotNoCredit May 18, 2018