Coffee

The shit people drink every morning to wake their ass up. Even though there teeth will yellow to point of being gold and breath so stank the shittiness of it is palpable.

Damn, someone had drunk to much coffee this morning. Yo teeth is blockin out THE SUN!

by Crazybastard4everQWERTY March 13, 2015

coffee butt

When you go out for Starbucks.
And come home for anal.

Michelle: "OOH, Breanna I know you did coffee butt with Dylan yesterday!!!"

by Ldhlike MMMMM July 5, 2016

coffee bombing

Taking a piping hot mug of coffee, holding it over your coworkers desk, and dropping it, causing a huge explosion of ceramic pieces and scalding caffeine juice.

"Do you know why you're in HR?"
"For coffee bombing Rob?"

by TerryTown May 16, 2016

coffe boy

Tends to hangout at the local Starbucks and has a tendency to participate in gay activities. Has to workout everyday so people with think he's not as queer as a three dollar bill

Did you see that coffe boy over there he sure is sweet!

by 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 May 15, 2017

coffin birth

When a woman gives birth during or after death

So I was strangling this pregnant lady and right as she died she had a coffin birth and that turned me off.

by BigBeefinDonger September 21, 2017

migrant coffeeshopping

When you prowl from coffee shop to coffee shop, often in search of a quiet and free (ish) place in which to work. (warning--you will be expected to buy at least one small item per shop).

I've been migrant coffeeshopping all week in order to finish writing my book.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver May 11, 2009

share coffee

Act where 2 people engage in oral sex that is extremely wet. Wet with saliva, pre-cum and/or lady cum. It's both hot and disgusting, depending on what makes you horny.

"I just shared coffee with my girlfriend, it was so hot!"

"He asked to share coffee with me; it made me want to vomit"

by Bigb000tyh0e October 20, 2013