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Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a stupid, mean, self-absorbed, crazy, and dumbest person you will ever meet. Some things Petty Man Child will do: Blocks his crush and leaves on delivered a lot. He will cal a 7-year-old a h*e because he's mad at you. Will call you a b*tch. Will ignore you 24/7/ Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel like your worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he's the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors about you
Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.
by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021
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Middle Child

A. K. A dishwasher
Who's the middle child in the family?
Oh, you mean the dishwasher?
by Gayle baula December 29, 2021
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Fatherless child

Well, the word speaks for itself a fatherless child but not all of the fatherless children are children. Some of them are adults.
Random person on the internet: "Your such of a fatherless child!"
Me: "Okay."
by crabus April 3, 2022
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Child

They're like people accept shorter.
You want to know something funny? I didn't even know that was your child's name! 😂🤣😂 There's more than one Matthew in the world.
by Hym Iam April 3, 2022
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Childe

Oh wow Childe is so ugly!
by pooprox April 4, 2022
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Child privilege

"Child privilege" is when a child or teenager uses their child privilege to get what they want. Also referd to as child request
Super effective
Mom can I please have $20 for a new sweater, pleeeeeeeease!? I'm your child.
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This child privilege method works because it's your fault there here , and losing $20 isn't that bad. Atleast there not asking for $50 right?
by The_moondover April 8, 2022
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Child eating

When one consumes a child for sustenance or for fun
Me:I eat kids
Mom: oh you’re like child eating
by Fdggghhgcjj April 11, 2022
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