chicken nipples

when the skin around your nipples is crusty as fuck

PEDO 1: I got nudes last night she had bare crusty nipples
PEDO 2: what chicken nipples
PEDO1: yeah dude I eat them like KFC bruh

by pantyasshoe July 20, 2016

Skinning the Chicken

Sheathing up the penis. Putting on a condom.

I suggest you be skinning the chicken before you do Rachel. Between the gonorrhea, diarrhea and pyorrhea, she is one used set of dirty holes braaaahhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

The friggin chicken

When your crazy uncle comes over for a birthday party and he gets absolutely hammered, goes into the bathroom and comes out wearing nothing but a chicken mask screaming that he's gonna git Dat ass while chasing your children around the house.

Uncle Wayne is coming over again.... Let's just let him do the friggin chicken again...... It's hilarious!

by Dump truck January 24, 2017

Chicken Dip

Chicken Dip is defined as that 'special sauce', that someone has which makes them attractive. Usually a guy who is very smart, very attractive, a great dancer and wildly successful!

The kind of guy that every girl wants to be around!

Like when a girl says the following to a guy she thinks is cute:

"Hey baby, I want some of that Chicken Dip!"

by ZODADDY April 8, 2012

Chicken Lurker

Refers to a person who loiters around the hot meat section of your local supermarket (usually in the evenings) wating for the prices to go down.

Supermarket worker: I waited until the chicken lurker was not looking when I reduced the wings to 99p.

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Paramedic: What happened to your face?
Supermarket worker: I was attacked by a crazy chicken lurker when I discretely re-priced the wings.

by Bernard Matthews November 9, 2011

chicken mcbigboy

the act of tracking down a fly in mid air hit him with a flyswatter into your other hand. toss it into your mouth then spit him out and hit him with the fly swatter out of the inteded area.

damn frank shamrock just got hit by a fly at sallys so he chicken mcbigboy'ed the shit out of it. flawless performance.

by dlovsshanemcmahon August 31, 2011

The Rotisserie Chicken

A sex position in which the woman must get on top (or not, get creative) and rotate herself on the axis of the penis, while making microwave noises.

Rotations per Minute - up to you.

D: Yo, Jessie did The Rotisserie Chicken last night

M:whoa how many RPM?

D:like 20, dude.

M: Whoa, man..

by Sasha prok May 11, 2021