bloatmaxxing

being a fat fuck but with muscles

Tyrone is too fat to ever get ripped, so he decided to start bloatmaxxing.

by lmao++ March 1, 2024

Bloated Pigeon

Where the dick rest's on the balls.

Hey Susan, Jerry was laying in bed naked today and his package looked like a bloated pigeon.

by Jberry0816 March 2, 2024

Boating

"Riding the same boat" - Collaborating towards success (by streaming, voting, and supporting)

PJM are BOATING for LIKE CRAZY coz we love Park Jimin

by sottjm March 14, 2024

bloated walrus

When you’re having sex with an abnormally overweight woman and she is constantly farting.

Dude I had sex with this girl las night, she was a total bloated walrus

by TheJoker1904 April 11, 2024

bloatisinal

an adjective to describe a fat cunt at your school and is the embodiment of the word “obese fuck” #OBCD

try not to have a heart attack you fatty mc fat fat.

person 1 - ‘omg did you see that faith is looking so bloatisinal today’
person 2 - ‘bloatisinal?’
person 1 - ‘it means she’s so fat i’m surprised she’s no dead from the amount of food she stuffs in her fat mouth. it means she’s so fat i’m surprised the floors not broken yet. it means she’s so fat her rolls have there own heartbeats’
person 2 - ‘yh she’s so bloatisinal and she smells like back earings HAHAHAHAHAHSH’

by munching lunch April 17, 2024

Bloatlemaxxing

The action of squeezing your testicles repeatedly until they swell to a larger size.

“Yo bro did you see Gerald was bloatlemaxxing at the func? They were turning purple!”

by Purple gerald June 21, 2024

Boathead

A common nickname for the largest headed mammal on the planet, only qualifying if its head to body ratio surpasses 18:1. Typical characteristics of a Boathead include poor dress sense, being sensitive, needy and a generally unpleasant individual.

Greg: ‘Is that a hot air balloon floating towards us in the distance?’

John: ‘No, it’s just Boathead going for his morning stroll’

by Top Rod July 3, 2024