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Bacon Gauge

The number of slices of bacon in one pound of bacon
Bacon gauge of 12 has 12 slices in a pound of bacon. This is your normal thick cut bacon.
by EL0C June 1, 2013
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Bacon

John: What you eating?
Sarah: Heaven. A.K.A. Bacon
by ILikePancakes August 31, 2013
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Bacon

1. (noun) Female rappers' slang for protruding labia.
"Shove your face in, stir my bacon."
by santoslhalper September 28, 2013
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Bacon Dip

The overwhelming urge to hump the air or objects around you when you see, smell, or think about eating Bacon.
Adrienne started to do the bacon dip when she smelled Ashley's BLT sandwich.
by Bailey617 December 9, 2013
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Bacon

THE #1 MEANING OF A PIGIES LIFE
JESUS CHRISST DAT BACON
by That cool huy December 16, 2013
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Bacon Turtle

A Turtle, usually a King Turtle of the Royal Turtle Guard. Also a word for assorted meats shaped like a turtle.

A Bacon Turtle loves bacon and spreads the word and belief of Bacon. Bacon Turtles and Turtles alike are enemies of the Panda Army and the Penguin Union. The King Bacon Turtle was defeated at The Puffin-Koala Gap by the Pan-da Warriors in PANDA 7 (Panda Years), and he later retreated to plot an all-out war on the Panda Army. The Bacon Turtle and his Royal Turtle Guard is no match for the Elite Pan-da Warriors.

The Bacon Turtle began at a humble little wood building on the corner of a busy street, titled: Bacon Turtle & Associates. They sold chocolate-covered bacon and bacon shaped like turtles. Since then, they have grown into a legitomato army. The Bacon Turtle and his associates are the exclusive members of the I Don't Care Club. The Turtle Motto is "Viva la Bacon, TGIF" (Long Live Bacon, Thank God It's Friday).
Bacon Turtle: Kneel before your almighty ruler, the Bacon Turtle!
Panda: No.
Bacon Turtle: Then you will face a life of bacon deprivation. Take him away, Royal Turtle Guard!
Panda: Is this some sort of torture, because I'm not addicted to bacon...
Bacon Turtle: Are you insulting my religion? Do you wish to say that you are against bacon? You will be locked in a room with bacon!
Panda: Free bacon is fine with me...

Epic Meal Time: We're cooking up some BACON, AND TURTLES! THAT MEANS BACON TURTLES!
by Panda Army Representative January 16, 2014
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Baconpalozza

A yearly event that celebrates the wonder that is BACON. Happens the weekend before Father's Day just in case Father's Day happens to suck. Everyone must bring either alcohol or a bacon inspired dish. It's a people driven event where all dishes are judged and someone is declared that years winner and wins the coveted "PIGGY BANK" which is brought back the following year to given to next winner
Did you hear about "baconpalozza" there so much bacon and beer I couldn't poop right for two days
by Baconluv February 21, 2014
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