When you are on the toilet taking a fat poop and your entire body except for your anus becomes extremely weak, the poop coming out of your anus is absorbing the muscles of your body because you keep pushing it out so hard, and then after taking a dominant shit, you are left there for like 6 minutes with a weakened body just questioning wtf happened.
guy 1: "I'm pooping"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"
by We can officially be friends. June 29, 2024
Beadle was surprised to find his pants filled with Shit Snot after farting by the office photocopier
by Howard Towers December 08, 2020
by NURSE MIF August 20, 2022
A girl/guy who you work with and doesn't do any work but insists that they are the best thing since sliced-bread and isn't. Then come time to present the work, they take one look at it and then they bitch about how they did all the work, then call you out on a petty mistake and make you look like a shithead.
by OBVIUNKNOWN December 23, 2009
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
Expression used when some one does not help you when you expect their help, or is otherwise influencing negatively your productivity and/or efficiency.
Hey Sammy could you help me bring down a box real quick? its too large for one person to carry
I would love to but I have to go, see ya later!
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits
I would love to but I have to go, see ya later!
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits
by _Jacques December 17, 2015
"The Fat Shit" is a well used nickname towards a special type of human being which enjoys having his daddies throbbing cock rammed inside him until he splurges his thick white semen into his rectum. He is very well known for being a faggot a couple years back, and is really shit at the popular videogame "Brawlhalla." He also love ripping one out to NeoVR's sister, who was already used up by Colby Coe. Not only does "The Fat Shit" loves it when his dad nuts in his butt, but he loves it when he swallows his brothers fresh from daddies huge purple nutsack
Person 1 "The Fat Shit nigga jerked off to NeoVR's sister, and then licked up his own cum!"
Person 2 "BRO WTF, I heard his dad cums deep in his mouth and makes him swallow it!"
Person 2 "BRO WTF, I heard his dad cums deep in his mouth and makes him swallow it!"
by meatrider445 December 25, 2022