I give half a shit

John: I'm gonna tell on you

Jake: I give half a shit
by I give half a shit July 03, 2020
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Not for shit

Expression of disbelief in the purest form.
Can also be used in practically any situation you can work it into.
Broseph: "Bro, did you hear about Alicia fucking that Bob guy?"
Brody: "Yeah I heard there's a video online of it."
Broseph: "Not for shit! Can we find it?"
by YourLurchness June 17, 2013
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red shit

guy 1: hey i need to tell you something
guy 2: yeah bro

guy 1: i have a red shit is there something wrong with that
Guy 2: bro what go get that checked out don't tell me.
by XxChxxryMaster June 30, 2022
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shitting ass

shitting in the butt crack without releasing it
dude i think he was just shitting ass

he just shat ass
by peenieweenies March 25, 2019
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scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.
Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.
by Uniwhale143 January 09, 2018
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