tit-grenade

When an employee of a firm uses some flimsy excuse to repeatedly touch or squeeze a colleagues chest (pecs or boobs), and the colleague then deliberates whether to sue the firm for sexual harassment at a time that suits them best.

You know, if they jerk me around one more time at work, or threaten to lay me off, I'm going to lob that tit-grenade Kathy gave me into the meeting with HR.

by The Mighty Bood February 9, 2019

Peepee Tits

Testicles.

"What tremendous peepee tits!"

by tucknificent June 2, 2018

tits of the personality

any trait which one finds attractive, but doesn’t automatically result in dedicated attraction to the person having that trait

She was talking about clipping coupons last night. Damn, that’s hot, but I’m not interested. Domesticity is the tits of the personality.

by pistachio229 June 3, 2018

Tribal tits

Long cylindrical or pancake style breasts that get in the way of everything! They flap and slap, they can't be contained. Tribal tits are not for bras and bras aren't made for tribal tits.

I was watching a documentary about the Pygmy people the other day. One of them had crazy tribal tits!

by Banana Hammie November 6, 2019

tit list

A “hit list” of tits you wanna see.

Bro1: “Bro she has much boobs.”

Bro2: “Oh yea, definitely on my tit list.”

by PunnyHumor March 21, 2019

Kester's tits

A phrase to exclaim the loss of motivation for any school work.

Jon : " Yo Alan, did you complete the design and technology homework?"
Alan : " No bro, I got Kester's Tits"

I have kester's tits

by Slayyer0888 April 9, 2019

onion tits

when you jizz your pants after putting dip on a girls boobs to get to first base

Jason had an onion tits moment

by onion1 October 12, 2019