pistachio229's definitions

tits of the personality

any trait which one finds attractive, but doesn’t automatically result in dedicated attraction to the person having that trait

She was talking about clipping coupons last night. Damn, that’s hot, but I’m not interested. Domesticity is the tits of the personality.

by pistachio229 June 3, 2018

DTA

down to appetize; ready to enjoy a pre-meal with your crew

We're going to Applebee's, ordering off the "Starters" menu - you DTA?

by pistachio229 August 1, 2017

birdsong

any song which is popular with white people in group settings, but no one in his right mind would listen to on his own time

Stacy’s Mom? I mean, I know all the words, but talk about the ultimate birdsong!

The most birdsong of all the songs might be SWEET CAROLINE...BOM BOM BOM!

by pistachio229 May 9, 2018