The Janitor 

When you shit on a bitch then you piss on her chest to clean it off like a fuckin janitor in the cafeteria cleaning up some little kids puke

I had this dirty bitch that was so nasty that she told me to shit on her then clean it off with my piss, like I'm the janitor from school, fuckin cunty whore

The Janitor by Cennams February 6, 2007

The Joker

when a man has sex with a woman on her period. He pulls his dick out and smacks it across her mouth and says "Why so Serious?"

jack went up to his buddy john and said "man, me and jill were doin it earlier and she didn'tell me she was on her period." john looked up at him and asked "so what'd you do when you found out?" "well," jack said, "i looked at here dead in the eyes and pulled the joker on her."

The Joker by radar180 September 24, 2009

The Johnson Treatment 

Also often referred to as "The JT"; The Random slapping of the (male) genitalia upon the face and neck region. This practice often tests one mates loyalty, and willingness.

At first she didn't like the idea, but then she allowed him to give her the Johnson Treatment.

The Johnson Treatment by Peter Shenyé June 9, 2008

the jeffers 

a gay guy who can't take his porridge like a man

omg the jeffers you cock you can't eat porridge

the jeffers by y wud i tell u March 31, 2009

The Jake 

Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.

That guy has feet like the jake.

The Jake by idedontknow October 25, 2004

the justice 

gettin hit with a boffer weapon filled with concrete

man that scout just snapped my Ultra light usin the justice

the justice by anonymous January 7, 2005

the jamz 

Everything and anything fantastic; music that is particularly amazing

1. adj - Last night was the JAMZ!!

2. n - I want to listen to the jamz!

the jamz by Jamzilla Bean February 11, 2008