noodle-ounce

The amount of fluid needed to prevent flaccidity in a male erection.

That dude must need 14 noodle-ounces to fuel his garfield.

by flaccidfox January 2, 2012

Yank My Noodle Dandy

When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.

I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.

by BananaSlammer June 3, 2021

Noodle eater

If you eat noodles your are a pure defined gigchad

If you become a noodle eater you wont be bullied

by Crixificator July 18, 2022

noodle

an 11 year old tool box, with a mop head thats rides bikes. mtown killa

your a fucking tool noodle

by MANZO January 24, 2008

Noodles

A slang for nudes. This way parents won’t know when you’ve received nudes.

Dylan: Yo man I just got some noodles!
David: SICK let me see!
Mom: But we are about to eat dinner?!

by Granny Gumjobs May 20, 2018

Noodle

A term given to a very small thin penis

When he dropped his pants I needed a a magnifying glass to see his Noodle

by Bumol'e August 1, 2016

noodled down

The act of being seduced into bed, usually by a male

John: Hey man, I heard you really noodled down Stacy last night!
Tom: Yeah, it was so great!

by James-thenerd November 6, 2017