doing a Matt

When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'
Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back

Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end

Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt
by ummokaymatt May 25, 2018
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matt linden

Super sexy, will be forever loved, hot as Brad Pitt (but hotter) should be a hollister model. He will Always be awesome.
Matt linden, I love you, marry me. Oh god, I love you. KISSES!!!! XXXXXXXXXXX
by Linden Lover December 16, 2013
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Matt Snell

The kinda guy who turns your passenger seat around backwards and thinks he’s going to get away with it Scott free!!!!!
Matt Snell turned my passenger seat around backwards and thinks he’s going to get away Scott free!
by BPSP September 11, 2020
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Matt Kirk

That guy is such a Matt Kirk
by blackhammer9555 March 23, 2022
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Matt’s Husband

Nick/Asher/Nick Hoffman
the husband of matthew

#futurecouple
matt’s husband is so funny! they’re spicy a cute couple 💘
by flairswrld January 03, 2023
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Matt Wallace

A sex position in the male gay community where one man pretends to be Scottish a floor rug multiple partners pretend
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.
The politician was so horny will lay down for a good ole 'Matt Wallace'
by Bahnahbee November 20, 2022
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