surprise black dick

When a guy who’s not black has a penis that appears dark or purple.

I went to give a white guy head and he had surprise black dick (SBD).

by Andres a June 11, 2024

Surprise

It's the feeling you get when you've struggled with self loathing for years and when you try to find the meaning of your name, the typically most cynical and sarcastic place on the internet has the most heartwarming definitions for it. Thank you, Urban Dictionary!
- From an Ariana

What a surprise! For once the internet isn't as cruel as I thought!

by An Ariana January 8, 2020

Dickcheez Surprise

When your getting a blowjob and she ask why it taste cheesey

When Kris was sucking off Gavin she got a mouth full of Dickcheez Surprise

by Kari Hatake September 2, 2023

Vagina surprise

An unexpected surprise tactically placed inside of a vagina

He likes his women with a nice vagina surprise.

by Kreator January 9, 2015

the meaty surprise

When the meat of a male touches the woman's pussy until he realises the meat of her is inside him

Luke put his 1 inch dick inside of his cousin Judith and then realises her cock is inside him. She has the meaty surprise

by SneakyManYuk January 9, 2018

Philly Surprise

When you go to a city expecting one kind of food experience and get a drastically different one

I went to Chicago banking on deep dish pizza but ended up having these bomb ass profiteroles! What a philly surprise!

by Barfmeister August 6, 2018

crusty surprise

those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)

Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"

by Flying dutchman July 2, 2015